Tic Toc….
So it is happening. I never knew what it felt like, but it is happening to me! A few months ago a friend of mine noticed that I was looking at babies and children differently. I never thought I would have them, I thought it could happen, but my life would be to complicated and fast paced to have children. Now… I can’t get them off my mind.
Here is the sad story, I am 30, a decent guy, and have a good sense of humor. I think in the end I would make a great dad!! In my business I deal with a ton of people who are not good parents and see their children suffer daily from people who have no business being a parent in the first place. WTF??? How is it that the idiots in the world seem to multiply like lab rats, but the people who actually pay their taxes wait until their clocks have almost ticked out to have their first child? Sad!! I am not saying that everyone who has multiple children are bad, but the movie “Idiocracy” seems to be a fantasy that is coming true. The idiots have us outnumbered 2 to 1. It is true. I deal with people who just can’t seem to get it together everyday. Guess what… they all have babies on their hips…
Over the weekend I spent some extended time with my friends a their newborn baby. She is absolutely adorable and could be a baby model. I used to be scared to death of babies, as I would always be afraid to do the wrong thing and mess up someone else’s child. This baby was great. I was playing with her all weekend. She fell asleep on my chest and I was hooked. I wanted one… I want my own little shorty!! I am not going to rich in and just have a baby mama…but for the first time in my life, I felt my biological clock ticking… more like ringing the bells from St. Marks Cathedral. Oh yes, it is definitely time to settle down and make some moves!
Here is my favorite part!! I was that guy. The anti children guy, “ they will ruin your life”… well… the crow meat taste great because I am recanting my statement and understanding what so many before have. Children are God’s greatest gift to humanity! The ability to bring another life into this world is nothing short of divine and should never be taken for granted under any circumstances.
God bless all the children (I sound like some cheesy movie) but it is true. I hope that one day I will be get that feeling and put this clock to bed once and for all.
Here is the sad story, I am 30, a decent guy, and have a good sense of humor. I think in the end I would make a great dad!! In my business I deal with a ton of people who are not good parents and see their children suffer daily from people who have no business being a parent in the first place. WTF??? How is it that the idiots in the world seem to multiply like lab rats, but the people who actually pay their taxes wait until their clocks have almost ticked out to have their first child? Sad!! I am not saying that everyone who has multiple children are bad, but the movie “Idiocracy” seems to be a fantasy that is coming true. The idiots have us outnumbered 2 to 1. It is true. I deal with people who just can’t seem to get it together everyday. Guess what… they all have babies on their hips…
Over the weekend I spent some extended time with my friends a their newborn baby. She is absolutely adorable and could be a baby model. I used to be scared to death of babies, as I would always be afraid to do the wrong thing and mess up someone else’s child. This baby was great. I was playing with her all weekend. She fell asleep on my chest and I was hooked. I wanted one… I want my own little shorty!! I am not going to rich in and just have a baby mama…but for the first time in my life, I felt my biological clock ticking… more like ringing the bells from St. Marks Cathedral. Oh yes, it is definitely time to settle down and make some moves!
Here is my favorite part!! I was that guy. The anti children guy, “ they will ruin your life”… well… the crow meat taste great because I am recanting my statement and understanding what so many before have. Children are God’s greatest gift to humanity! The ability to bring another life into this world is nothing short of divine and should never be taken for granted under any circumstances.
God bless all the children (I sound like some cheesy movie) but it is true. I hope that one day I will be get that feeling and put this clock to bed once and for all.
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